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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married


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sassysinglelady:

image


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realbara:

spooning yourself at night because your ugly and no one loves you


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orgasmic-humor:

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

Who comes to this country? Who decides who comes?


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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

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herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.


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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?


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"

Imagine this:

Feminist hackers break into the “private browsing session” internet history of major male sports stars, celebs, and politicians.

The hackers publish the men’s names next to the illegal, unusual or most-embarrassing websites along with number of visits, duration of visits, and any comments/chats they posted on those sites.

Reddit and 4Chan riot about the unfairness and invasion of privacy.

"But it was all online!" The hackers say. "They had to know someone could find it!!!"

What happens next?

Tons of people shaming those men for being trashy and stupid?Comments about “celebs should assume they don’t have privacy” show up in every discussion thread?

Probably not. Probably, the media outlets fall all over themselves to decry the awful indecency of this breach of trust.

Probably, fans set up GoFundMe accounts to pay for the counseling these men will need to undergo, and for the wages they may lose as a result of being exposed in this way.

Maybe the FBI shuts down the entire internet for ten days. Anyone who ever tagged anything #feminism is fined $20 and suspended from the Web for a month. And every online provider in the country is forced to pay billions of dollars in a damages as part of a class-action lawsuit.

What do you want to bet?

"

—(via bodtassbitch)

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michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 


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ashtonsjigglypuff:

5sexofblogging:

calumhemmings:

so Calum just uploaded and deleted this picture…

INSCRSMJBG

OMFG


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